Skip to main content

Self Hoover

When one “hoovers” one’s self. The art and movement of sucking the life out of one’s mood, in a professional cleaning manner. All emotions in a nice filtered manner.
Can you come out tonight, Jane? No im being hoovered listening to something that makes me so bad I can’t feel anything other than bad. Oh ok, I’ll self hoover myself
by Xione666 June 12, 2025
mugGet the Self Hoover mug.

self-similarity

Phenology that proffers that there is no design that is not duality.

Self-similarity intimates design from duality by advancing aesthetic attributes as a metaphenomenon of the duality between asymmetry and self-symmetry (limina).

Form is advanced as a convergence (emergence) of which design is quality (qualium).
Self-similarity intricates (intimates) self-symmetry.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 2, 2018
mugGet the self-similarity mug.

Self Uteral Destruction

When a female (more commonly young less experienced stupid chick) does or knowingly lets others do freaky

stuff with her vaginal regions that could potentially cause harm. Generally sexual in nature. In most cases alcohol or other recreational drugs could be involved.
“Becky needs to chill out! There’s a difference between A one night stand and sleeping with the whole bar plus there mom too! It’s like she’s stuck in Self Uteral Destruction mode....”
by RhianneSaurusRex June 6, 2018
mugGet the Self Uteral Destruction mug.

Self-Diagnosis

the process of diagnosing, or identifying, medical conditions in oneself. It may be assisted by medical dictionaries, books, resources on the Internet, past personal experiences, or recognizing symptoms or medical signs of a condition that a family member previously had.
Self-diagnosis is prone to error and may be potentially dangerous if inappropriate decisions are made on the basis of a misdiagnosis.Because of the risks, self-diagnosis is officially discouraged by governments.
by BrainonFire October 8, 2019
mugGet the Self-Diagnosis mug.

Self Nepotism

Self nepotism would be giving yourself a new role because of your power. Declaring myself the king of my bedroom would be self nepotism.
A specific kind of "Narcissism with power"

credits to redcactus23_5211 for proper definition
'I hate my boss so much, he just appointed himself in charge of the department of Cheese making. We're a law firm. This is self nepotism to such an extreme degree'
by chrizzlerlol November 28, 2024
mugGet the Self Nepotism mug.

Self Bidet

When someone with a penis aims said penis up towards their rectum to wash away any remaining poo.
I was out of toilet paper and had to use the old self bidet
by Segman farts March 4, 2023
mugGet the Self Bidet mug.

self chod

noun: an instance in which you fuck yourself

verb: to fuck yourself, to fuck up, to self-sabotage
"Jon says he want to make friends, but he always cancels plans last minute. He's such self chod."
Oedipus learned that he had bedded his mother, and plucked out his own eyes. It was a real self chod.
by montypythonllama August 7, 2017
mugGet the self chod mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email