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pussy blocker

Like a cock blocker, a pussy blocker is someone who prevents a woman from getting cock.
Kim did not want Emily to sleep with Karl, with a "K", so she made up a story about Emily having herpes, so Karl would not fuck her! So then Emily the next day called Kim a pussy blocker, she is a pussy blocking bitch! Then they got into a pillow fight in their underwear and accidentaly kissed...
pussy blocker by Charlie Mann January 29, 2007

Pussy Locking 

Like cock blocked, but for ladies. When something's coming at you, it can be blocked....hence cock blocking. When something is denied access, it's locked out, hence pussy locking. It's a frustrating state, because it's imposed by others.

Male BFF's are usually the biggest culprits for pussy locking their female friends, because they secretly fancy them, and don't want them fucking anyone else but them. Ex boyfriends can also create a pretty unbreakable pussy lock if you happen to be partying in the same venue.
"Hey Suze, great night last night wasn't it?"
"No, it wasn't. You kept pussy locking me! I never cock block you! Why do you keep doing this to me?"
"Because I love you......."
(shocked look of absolute disgust)
"........as a friend."
Pussy Locking by MagickDio April 24, 2010

pussy cakes 

white cheddar Rice cake snacks that often smell like the vagina of a rotting corpse. however, these are extremely amazing and your taste buds will become huge fans. do not let the awful smell deceive you. "my girlfriend smells like pussy cakes."

pussy magnet 

Any sensory stimulus that attracts a pussycat.
Whenever she hears the sound of the can-opener opening a can, our pussycat comes running to the kitchen. Yes, it's a real pussy magnet!
pussy magnet by Mr. Grey Crow March 10, 2017

pussy bumpin' sister

Females engaging in mutual stimulation between by grinding their vulvas together (for those less technical, vulva=pussy mound and all that is within)
The Pussy Hound thought he was scoring with 2 chicks until he realized they were pussy bumpin' sisters.

Pussy Whiped 

A man that has been torn from his regular habits by his girlfriend, promessed by pussy.
Mike is So pussy whiped by kelly.
Pussy Whiped by Trent South July 2, 2004