Madison Beer

One of prettiest people in the world but claims that she is natural. She constantly makes girls feel insecure and bad. Overall she is nice but lies about being natural. Her songs are pretty good tho.

Madison Beer is soo pretty I want to be like her.
Surgery is the way to be madison beer.

by kitkatlover101 May 28, 2020

Beer Period

When a female, or male, has had too much to drink and thinks it is ok to get pissed off at everything and everyone just because there is alcohol in their system.

inspired by "The Departed"

ME: "Dude, how come your old lady is actin a fool?"
YOU: "She's just had a little too much to drink."
ME: "Oh, what is it, her Beer Period?"

by Kurty Flow February 08, 2011

Beer Goggles

Typically occurring after the event, where due to earlier inebriation, an individual realises that their partner is not as attractive as they thought they were last night.

You must have had your beer goggles on when you met him / her!

by george9601 November 21, 2011

Fast beer

An alternate way of saying coffee

I woke up and got a 16 oz fast beer to begin the workday

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

Beer Crotch

When a man or woman dips they're genetalia in a bud lite before having a sexual encounter.

Devin had a beer crotch last night and it was disgusting.

by Word destroyer August 22, 2017

Beer dew

The cool film that beads up on the side of a glass of beer or beer can. It means that you have an icy cold beer that will taste great. beer, beer sweats, drunk, alcoholic, bar, drinking, buzz, drunk, lit, hammered, intoxicated, a pint

Come on in Brad, we got a ton of icy cold ones. The beer dew means they are ready to drink.

by joecoolthefool August 10, 2017

sweetwater beer

Heady IPA's not for the average Miller Lite drinkers.

Pass that 420 over here bro. Sweetwater beer is heady AF.

by The Real Pein August 05, 2017