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john read

He is the man. the myth. the legend- he the ultimate father figure and is a god-like human - John will be your dad no matter who you are. he is : John Read
"hey isnt john read a chad? " "yeah i wish he was my dad"
by smithy smith May 26, 2020
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John Titus

Man of Mans. Legend has it, he lives in the woods of Bulloch county, Georgia. He once was jumped by over 15 mexicans, and took a screwdriver to the chest. None of the mexicans were ever seen again. He also made a arrow for his bow out a snake fang he killed with his bare hands. In other words, he's a boss.
by wowpureags December 30, 2012
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john&son

You go there expecting a family run place and you find it is all corporate. There is no there named John and no sons
Dude I tried that little place named John&son and there was no one there by that name. It's a corporate place.
by Fmadethis October 31, 2020
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John Devoe

Touching kids in an un-kind manner, often agressively.
Did you just John Devoe that kid?

Ew! No!
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John Cena

Someone you can't see
Adam: Look at this picture i got with John Cena!

James: I can't see anyone?..
by John Cena's Manager December 8, 2020
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John turner

This guy is a john turner lookin motherfucker
by Twizzle1195 October 8, 2018
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John Aylward

Jose: “You always watch all the best true crime documentaries; who’s your supplier?”

Steven: “John Aylward, my man”
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