sloppy john

An absolutely atrociously given hand job.

She came back to my place afterwards, but we didn't even fuck—all I got was a sloppy john and an Indian burn.

by IHaveNothingCleverToSay January 25, 2018

John Wayned

John Wayned is when she has been done so hard she is walking like a cowboy that's just spent three months out on the trail on the worlds biggest saddle!

Q: "Hey Stacey, why are you walking like that? "

A: "Mat John Wayned me last night!"

by D3adsy182 January 28, 2017

John Clinton

The hottest, most sexy boy around. You will never find a better man than the OG John Clinton. There is only one. THE John Clinton. All hail.

I just saw John Clinton and I camed in my pants.

by jakemah January 8, 2020

John Emmett

Basketball god but also bad. Not that smart. Mostly tall but cant get rebounds. Underwear lover

john emmett is my guy

by girl_who_is_man January 10, 2020

John Anders

The perfect example of a North-Norwegian.

What does the John Anders say?

John Anders: Steike være

by LoonaTheTimeGoddess January 17, 2020

john's sister

A female known as being extremely attractive

Damn is that john's sister? She be looking fine...

by LeekArie February 16, 2020

Johning Around

When somebody is "ready" to leave, but are not prepared when everyone else is ready to leave. Usually due to procrastinating on packing ahead of time causing multiple last second trips to grab last minute items that were forgotten.

What the fuck, are you coming or not? Stop Johning Around, bitch!"

by RevelAndDance March 2, 2020