To have been severely thrashed,damaged, or beaten far beyond the level of necessary punishment. This word is to used in conjunction with the term "eem"; "eem" being a substitution for the pronoun "him/her". Derived from the excruciating beating Jesus received.

KC: Yo, you heard about what happened to Suge?

Keith: Nah, what the fuck happened?

KC: Suge got knocked the fuck out on the Strip in Vegas by some bol.

Keith: I dont believe that shit

KC: For real, bol laid eem the fuck out!

Keith: Damn, he Jesus'd eem!!!

Jesus'd by KC & KC August 18, 2008

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Jesus bread

A supposed organic, gluten-free or other superfood product that makes extravagant claims.

I'm a hypochondriac and had ulcers and chronic diarrhea but a loaf of that Jesus bread fixed me right up.

Jesus bread by Twill_1 December 22, 2008

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Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ, also know as (J-Dizzle) was a Jewish teacher, and occasionall rapper who got merked (and may or may not have come back a few days later) then ascended to heaven or some shit

Jew: Did you hear Jesus Christ 's new album?
Roman: We ought to kill him for saying that shit dude

Jesus Christ by Just a Pastafarian January 19, 2018

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Jesus Juice

The ejaculation from a male genitalia.

I shot my jesus juice on her back.

Jesus Juice by SwiftyOne April 19, 2005

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