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Fourth Tit Syndrome 

A syndrome that effects women who are overweight and have fat that surrounds their upper body near the breasts and back area. When they wear a bra, it will push fat out underneath the bra and will result in two "tits" in the back, thus resulting in the "4th tit syndrome"
Guy 1: "Yeah I was going to hook up with that chick at the frat party until I saw her back..."

Guy 2: "What was wrong with it?"

Guy 1: "Dude, she had fourth tit syndrome!"

Guy 2: "oooh.. yeah... that does suck "

Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS) 

The disease for a person who's too addicted to their ipod or other mp3 to pay attention to anyone or anything and is not able to enjoy their life.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what's up with that dude? All he does is sit and play with his ipod."
Guy 2: "I don't know dude, I think he has Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS)."
Guy 1: "Oh. Sucks to be him."

bowling pin syndrome

A condition in which a female is in comparable proportion to a bowling pin. The head, breasts, and stomach are often normal and thin, but they are met by elephantine legs and ass. Most commonly found at softball fields and Indigo Girls concerts.
Joey: Do you want to go with me to my friend's sister's softball game? There will probably be some hot girls there.

Jake: No, thanks. Even by the odd chance there is an attractive one, my dick will shrivel at the mere site of the others who have bowling pin syndrome.

Stephen's Syndrome 

An inexplicable attraction to girls under the legal age of consent.
Bro, all of the girls that I thought were fucking hot are all 16 years old.

Looks like you're suffering from Stephen's Syndrome
Stephen's Syndrome by anemiate July 30, 2010

Mel Gibson Syndrome 

An extreme obsession with oral sex and screaming.
The man was diagnosed with Mel Gibson Syndrome after forcing his wife to suck on his genitalia repeatedly while screaming in a fit of rage.

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome 

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome (DMWS) is an erection of the male genitalia that would normally occur after one wakes up, but is heavily delayed and occurs at a later time in the morning. 3 in 5 men are affected by this syndrome on a day to day basis. This generally gives the male extreme discomfort, as they try to hide it from others.
(Sitting on the bus, looking down) Shit, I got Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome!

(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!

Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.