Shooting Jokes

If some one says a story or a joke and you add onto it too late or you say something retarted you just shot the joke!

Me: Dude last night i had a dream of a alligator jerking off to a hustler.
Him: OK?
Him#2: Dude i had the same dream except it was a unicorn!
Me: Wow your great at shooting jokes!

by BoobyMaster123 July 13, 2009

Shoot Out the Lights

Let me tell you now, about a friend of mine
He tried to shoot them lights, with whiskey and the wine
He didn't get so far, ah his gun was wrong
Now my sweet friend, where's your song?
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Now that friend of mine, he never made a day
Didn't know what to do, told him to get away
I ain't going yet he said, I'm gonna be a star

I got a gun my friend, sitting in the car
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Let me tell you now, about a friend of mine
He tried to shoot them lights, with whiskey and the wine
He didn't get so far, ah his gun was wrong
Now my sweet friend, where's your song?
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights

by Death Menace March 14, 2023

National Joshah shoot your shot already day

On november 17, anyone named Joshah Gabriel, has to ask their crush out (Karah).

Elijah: Omg Joshah, do you know what day it is?
Joshah: What is today?
Elijah: It is National Joshah shoot your shot already day.
Joshah: Woah that’s insane! Seems like it’s my destiny.
Joshah: Karah, do you wanna go out for a date.
Karah: No, ur shmoto is too small.
Elijah: it’s okay Joshah, you have next year.
Elijah: *goes down on his knees, and starts sucking Joshah off*

by CautiousTuna85 November 16, 2020

shoot a fairy

Shooting wade berard.

Woa dude i just shot a fairy. (wade)

by your master January 13, 2005

shooting darts

When a male's sperm is infertile. Usually caused by excessive ball tapping, punching, and kicking of the testis.

I heard Peter is shooting darts even since I whacked him in the balls with that hammer.

by quest?onmyidentity September 22, 2007

Shooter

Someone that lies a lot and is known to be very selfish by making up stories in order for them to look big or funny at someone elses expense.

That never happened, you are such a shooter!!

by the_truth7 September 20, 2010

shoot the boot

to drink said beverage from classy footwear.

"shoot, shoot, shoot the boot, shoot, shoot, shoot the boot"

by Randy Vegas June 25, 2007