The Muffin Man

A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.

Blueberry, chocolate chip, and many more.

by Stinky July 19, 2003

Night Man

It's the feeling so wrong and right man.

The Night Man Cometh.

by Miss Mobs January 25, 2011

monkey man

A person who does drugs (specifically cocaine). (Download Monkey Man by The Rolling Stones).

I am just a monkey man. I'm glad you are a monkey woman too.

by Sharpley December 16, 2007

Man Goo

Man Goo is the white liquid that is expelled from a mans sausage at the peak of his sexual excitement

Darren's eyes rolled back into his head, and he unleashed a torrent of man goo upon his lady friends chin.

by ivabiggun December 11, 2007

Le Mans

A 24 hour endurance autorace in France. Ironically, it is usually taken over by foreigners. Dominating teams are/were the Bentley Boys from England, the Ford GT40 teams from the USA, the Audi teams from Germany, and the Corvette C5R teams from the USA. A famous movie was made based on the race.

That driver is trying to pull a Le Mans on the cop car!

by KlubMarcus August 30, 2005

the clk man

A person who most people don't understand, but is tolerated because he brings disorder to order and pisses off the smart people. And every woman wants him. But only his wife of 26 years can have his Thunder Dong.

The clk man is what every man wants to be. All the women want the clk man.

by clkdrunk April 7, 2008

man shit

Activities of particular manliness that are usually unacceptable for a woman to be doing. Usually referred to when one is asked what he is doing.

man 1: Hey, where are you going?
man 2: I've got man shit to do.
man 1: What's man shit?
man 2: Punching people, running the country... y'know, man shit.

by ninjachef7 January 25, 2009