Bauer johns

just a random dude aspiring to be one of the greats. he's pretty hot too.

Dude 1: man you acting like a Bauer johns up in here.
Dude 2: oh I guess I am.

by urmomscodsquad May 12, 2020

John slone

My retarded brother

John slone u a dumb ass

by Sy slone July 27, 2019

John Donado

An unidentified man on a dance floor that is spinning out of control and taking anything out in his path and then exits the dance floor on the other side and disappears.

What happened to you? "I was at the club last night and a John Donado came out of nowhere and sent a skinny girl flying heels first into my face."

by SenorSauce March 2, 2023

John Emmett

Basketball god but also bad. Not that smart. Mostly tall but cant get rebounds. Underwear lover

john emmett is my guy

by girl_who_is_man January 10, 2020

John stamos

An action

I just john stamosed him.

by Yodela September 23, 2017

John Kingington

King size rolling papers!

"Lets stick 10 John Kingingtons together and roll up some weed"

by chewrocket October 24, 2008

John Aylward

The true crime MVP.

Jose: “You always watch all the best true crime documentaries; who’s your supplier?”

Steven: “John Aylward, my man”

by smelliott7 April 18, 2021