bitches gotta eat 

a reply that sums up the serendipity & continuation of every day life; similar to: "that's the way the cookie crumbles" & "that's just the way things are".

John: I can't believe Ryan donated blood just to put food on the table.

Pete: Well, bitches gotta eat.

bitches gotta eat by therealmagee December 8, 2014

ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT SHIT? 

What someone asks you when you sit down for breakfast with a bowl of grits.

Lee ran into Tom at the hotel restaurant and grabbed a seat across from him. Lee dug into his bowl of grits.

'Are you going to eat that shit?' Tom asked.

ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT SHIT? by stevekracer January 6, 2008

Cigarette-After-You-Eat-Cigarette

The infamous Cigarette you smoke after you get done eating a meal, or even a snack.

Ex:

Matt: Let's go have that Cigarette-After-You-Eat-Cigarette!

Preston: I'm already smoking the Cigarette after you smoke your Cigarette-After-You-Eat-Cigarette!

Cigarette-After-You-Eat-Cigarette by The Advocates August 14, 2009

National Eat Pussy Day 

On June 25th people celebrate National Eat Pussy Day by eating a girl out.

Im going to Jessica’s house tomorrow to eat her out since it’s National Eat Pussy Day.

National Eat Pussy Day by JuiceWorld June 24, 2018

Clean Out My Pumpkin and eat my seeds 

The act of orally pleasuring a woman , lapping up all the juices and sucking on the clit till its clean !

Suzie said to her boy friend "Hey clean out my pumpkin and eat my seeds. "

Clean Out My Pumpkin and eat my seeds by Doogie Robertson November 1, 2006

i would rather eat my own toe 

A very good phrase to use when you dont want to do something

Person one: Hey will you go out with me?

Person two: Ummm well to be quite honest with you i would rather eat my own toe!

i would rather eat my own toe by Tom Griffiths February 24, 2008

I'll eat your kids

A term used to express extreme distaste and anger towards someone of low competence. (Especially when the person is a moronic, cliche douchebag)

Tyler: Hey, dude. Tell your mom I said "hi."
Phil: Shut the hell up. I'll eat your fuckin' kids.

I'll eat your kids by Phildo January 20, 2005