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Kansas Waffle Iron 

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.
Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!
Kansas Waffle Iron by Marine007 December 1, 2022

R/Waffle_council 

A place where lovers of the best breakfast, wafffles, hang out and plot against the evil pancakes
R/waffle_council is my favourite place
R/Waffle_council by Potatoi December 18, 2022

soggy waffle 

somethingg you should never eat.
soggy waffle by jibmels December 18, 2022

Blue waffle 

Trust me after years and years of research

You do not wanna search it up
1:“Hey”
2:”Hi”
1:”search up blue waffle ;)”
2:”ok”
2:”…”
Blue waffle by averygoodhandle December 26, 2022

Go Waffle House 

A massive and violent verbal and physical overreaction to a perceived minor slight that results in a complete melee in a public setting.

Waffle House” originated in late 2022 when drunk and informant customers began assaulting staff at a Waffle House
Go Waffle House: “What did you say??” Aww, no… I’m about to go full on Waffle House up in this piece!!!”
Go Waffle House by Gspspinone January 11, 2023

throwing Waffle's balls 

A phrase used when someone likes to jump ahead of others
Teacher:*When was the 16th pre-
Student 1: ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Student 2: Bro stop throwing Waffle's balls.