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Whiskey Waffle 

What is created when you attempt to stuff your semi-limp whiskey dick into your lady’s gaping vagina
After we returned from the Jack Daniels distillery, my old lady and I had a long afternoon making the whiskey waffle
Whiskey Waffle by The Vanillist November 25, 2022

Kansas Waffle Iron 

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.
Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!
Kansas Waffle Iron by Marine007 December 1, 2022

R/Waffle_council 

A place where lovers of the best breakfast, wafffles, hang out and plot against the evil pancakes
R/waffle_council is my favourite place
R/Waffle_council by Potatoi December 18, 2022

soggy waffle 

somethingg you should never eat.
"never eat soggy waffles"
soggy waffle by jibmels December 18, 2022

Blue waffle 

Trust me after years and years of research

You do not wanna search it up
1:“Hey”
2:”Hi
1:”search up blue waffle ;)”
2:”ok”
2:”…”
Blue waffle by averygoodhandle December 26, 2022

Go Waffle House 

A massive and violent verbal and physical overreaction to a perceived minor slight that results in a complete melee in a public setting.

“Waffle House” originated in late 2022 when drunk and informant customers began assaulting staff at a Waffle House
Go Waffle House: “What did you say??” Aww, no… I’m about to go full on Waffle House up in this piece!!!”
Go Waffle House by Gspspinone January 11, 2023