Sausage Squirrel

a male who engages in sexual acts with another male (eating his nuts)

Dave= Im going around to Rhys' house today to suck his nuts

Steven= You sausage squirrel

by Jerry Fishburne June 20, 2016

smausage

The random gross wet old moldy sausage rolled with different types of meat rolled into a sausage line that is hung on the wall, by a window, or by a fan. Smausage is also sacred to some religions. The smell of smausage will linger for about 20 minutes after taken down. The only way to get rid of the smell is febreez and smoking weed.

Hey Cornelius, that's a nice smausage you got there.

by The deep squeeger June 17, 2016

sausage boil

An all male jacuzzi session.

Hey boys, you want to come on over and have a good old fashioned Sausage Boil?

by Totally. June 9, 2016

sausage wallet

Australian slang for a vagina

I bet your mum has a nice sausage wallet pussy snatch vag

by malabu June 2, 2016

Sausage Fest

Party or gathering that the percentage of males present at party exceeds 90%. This statement is usually uttered by dudes at said party or gathering in total and absolute disappointment at the lack of females present. Also, as a side note there is no such thing as a party or gathering initiated by a male that has a female percentage of 60% or above.

"There is like 2 hot chicks here with "their f****** boyfriend's" and 2 lame chicks. Let's just go to a f****** strip club, f*** this Sausage fest!"

by Veloxcor21 May 16, 2016

sausage

A piece of meat eaten with breakfast or with ketchup and mustard and definitely NOT located beneath the male pants.

Mm sausages.

by ManMan36 May 13, 2016

sausage dripper

A person usually male who enjoys take out their genitals and letting it drop

"oh have you heard tony is a sausage dripper

by fre-sha-voca-do May 10, 2016