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polish sausage

An offensive name for someone of polish decent. commenly used for a man
Your accent makes you sound like a polish sausage
polish sausage by lokiu April 27, 2009

crumbed sausage 

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Summer sausage 

A dick, usually a fathers dick that is used to penetrate their sons raw asshole. The code name for the dick is "summer sausage." The kid calls it that because he thinks his friends do not understand what it really is."
Kyle-" Yeah, I'm having summer sausage for dinner tonight."
Clymer- "Oh, you're dad is shoving it up your ass again?"
Kyle-"Yeah…"
Summer sausage by Delbyisgay123 June 15, 2017

Croatian Sausage Sandwich 

A sexual act involving 2 men and a woman. One of the men and the woman assume the usual position of a 69 (reciprical oral engagement of genitalia), while the 2nd man places himself in a spooning position of the woman; inseration of one of the woman's lower orifices.
Adolf, Vivian, and I got hammered and fooled around. Ended up in a Croatian Sausage Sandwich, Shit was dope.

german sausage

When a women is being fucked really hard by a man and before he cums he punches the girl really hard in the stomach and her intestines come out her but and the man licks it.
Me and my girlfriend fucked so hard last night that i German sausage
german sausage by Pigment June 15, 2010

Chopped Sausage 

Fillet mignon shoved up the urethra of a small midget, peed out into a urinal, and then collected for scientific research. After 3 years of fermentation, it is observed, and researched, and then eaten.
It is known to be the most delicious delicacy if prepared ABSOLUTELY PERFECT- to which those chances are less than .00009% and has only been successfully completed once.
Any other way prepared just tastes like ultra shit.
Contrary to popular belief, it CAN be a choice in the infamous "Would You Rather" game.
It is a damn good choice too.
Tyler: OK Eric, Would You Rather eat the Chopped Sausage, or The Meal?
Eric: Fuck me!!! I can't choose!!!
Tyler: Or lick your moms toesies until you puke?
Eric: The toes! GIVE ME THE TOES!