crumbed

Anything that is falling to pieces.

That bitch was so drunk last night she was crumbed.

That car is crumbed, its falling apart.

by Ron S....... June 20, 2008

crumbed

When someone sneezes crumbs at you

dude1: *sneezes*
dude2: Dude you crumbed me right in the face!

by Maimz November 3, 2009

crumbed

When you're crying and simultaneously ejaculate.

Bro I just crumbed. It was painful yet joyous.

by WalterWhite23 February 22, 2024

crumbed sausage

Where two people consentually have sex on a beach. Usually favouring the missionary position (however using one's imagination, many more are feasible), the man pulls out, dips his erect penis into the sand, and re-inserts his now 'crumbed sausage' into the vagina of his partner, or casual fuck buddy. Beware of chafing.

A: So I was on the beach with Jill and gave her ye olde crumbed sausage
B: ....
A: yeah I know, rad aye!
B: teh_chafes :(

by teh_sausage October 27, 2009

crumbed sausage

to have sex on the beach or in any type of sandy place.

Z and H were walking along the beach when Z asked H if she wanted to have his crumbed sausage.

by burnty December 10, 2006

crumbed chicken

A sexual position in which the male penetrates the female's anal cavity until almost reaching sexual climax, he then redraws his falace and ejaculates semen onto the female's bare back. Once the ejaculation has taken place, the male throws a loose material consisting of grains of rock or coral (aka sand) onto the freshly prepared semen.

duuuude, i gave her the most epic crumbed chicken last night.

by TBT2NV April 29, 2010

crumbed cutlet

It is a sandy vagina

sex on the beach results in a crumbed cutlet

by Daniel P Amos May 27, 2008