penis recoil

When a man is standing at a toilet, ready to piss, and then the urine comes out so fast and violently that the penis recoils like a gun and you spray all over the back of the seat.

Johnny: Dude, I just took a leak and I had some major penis recoil.

Nathan: Damnit man! You better have wiped the toilet seat down!

by hertel3k January 13, 2010

penis whore

a whore who is in love with a huge penis, and only the penis.

damn that bitch be a penis whore

by manspider91 May 25, 2013

penis breath

What Elliott calls Michael in E.T

Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun
Elliott: IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT PENIS BREATH!

by Anonymous person..... July 13, 2016

Penis Explosion

Whenever that your entire penis explodes in a combustible manner

d: By posting "Penis Explosion" on Urbdic, You are endangering the human race
j: fuck you

by judgebredd April 14, 2021

penis cheese

The white substance found around the head of the penis when it hasnt been washed for 1-2 months

Chad is the definition for penis cheese...

by Random_Hero_05 May 31, 2005

penis fingers

Unexplainable clutz, who ends up breaking everything.

"Hey penis fingers... So you have to fuck everything you touch?"

by Snaffta November 1, 2007

Penis Woman

An aggressive, rude and curt woman who seems very man-like and often picks on women who are more feminine or soft spoken (and sometimes smaller than her). usually seen walking around in long strides, dressed in 3 piece suits. (Not to be mistaken with a bitch who can often be quite feminine)

That penis woman! She screamed at me to get of the way, spat on my Jimmy choos, mocked my fabulous poncho and stole my cab! I'm going for a facial.

by Hukra February 21, 2009