fuck me up fam 

A commonly used phrase in the meme where the person is getting their hair cut and the barber asks them what they want and they don't care what they get

Barber: What do you want?
Me: just fuck me up fam
Barber: Say no more.

fuck me up fam by Reid Furlong December 28, 2016

fuck the slut out of her

When you fuck a virgin or an inexperienced chick leading her to do the nastiest things and to behave like an experienced slut.

Hey man! Look at that cute chick, I am sure she hasn't tried a proper cock yet....oh God, I wish I could fuck the slut out of her!

fuck the slut out of her by cleverboy December 25, 2007

fuck it 

Not gonna do something no more cuz your fed up with it.

I don't feel like going to work today, fuck it

fuck it by Silas Wonder June 24, 2004

Fuck me sideways!

Used when:
a) One is in a difficult situation.
b) Has heard something unbelieveable or shocking.
c) Has hurt themselves.

An extended Australian version: "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!" (Yabbi Pump: Suction device used to pump Yabbis from the sand)

Examples:
a) "Fuck me sideways, wrong hole!"
b) "I just won a million dollars!" "Well fuck me sideways!"
c) (*Slams toe into wall*) "Fuck me sideways that hurt!"

"I just rooted a Kangaroo!" "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!"

Fuck me sideways! by fun_afta_dark January 14, 2006

fuck off

1. (command) An exclamation of contempt with the intent of breaking rapport, usually directed towards an antagonist to go away or mind their own business.

2. (verb) To stave off responsibility or intellectual engagement, usually by spending time unproductively.

3. (noun) one who fucks off.

1. "Hey ladies, want to come have a drink with us?"

"No, fuck off!"

2. (verb) "I don't want to work right now, I just want to go home and fuck off."

3. (noun) "Joe will never get accepted to a decent college because he's too much of a fuck off."

fuck off by Da Toaster January 5, 2016

Fuck spot 

Location, in space and time, where one fucks or has fucked or intends to fuck, God willing.

The AV room at John Abbott College after 4pm is a good fuck spot.

Jim: "Where was your last fuck spot?"
R-Kelly: "The kindergarten."

Fuck spot by Loobert July 8, 2005

Fuck Me Raw 

to have sex without a condom.

"no condom? well fuck me raw."

Fuck Me Raw by Stoney March 10, 2005