Matt

Tallest, most good-looking, perfect guy you could have ever asked for.

I was hoping you could be Matt.
I have never seen such a Matt in my life.

by MATT_FTW November 21, 2021

Matatuhi

Matatuhi is on of the sexiest guys you can find the second you see him guys get hard and girls become men because he is so attractive and is the richest man in the world who’s also packing alota meat and heat. Hes also basically ryan reynolds boyfriend aswell

Girlfriend : Damn isn't that guys name Matatuhi
Boyfriend: yea it is and idk about you but i gotta go to the toilet

Girlfriend: same somethings growing inside me

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Matt

A indo, black, Asian mixed race. He like Michelle and wants to be with her for the rest of his life. He got the N-word past from his friend homie Sunny.

Matt: nigga

by Tryey November 22, 2021

MATT

Handsome virgo man from Brooklyn that is always right & has the kindest smile that’ll make you melt.

Wow! I can’t wait to see Matt & his handsome face.

by brklyn bb November 22, 2021

Matt

Man who goes straight for anal, no lube.

Woah, matt Ripped my arsehole in to shreds to the point it was infected

by Big hot November 22, 2021

Matt

If you’ve ever dated a Matt you’re probably entitled to some kind of compensation. World class manipulators. Often found with Kyle or Chad.

Girl 1: yeah so my ex stole my dog and took all my money
Girl 2: let me guess, he was called Matt?

Girl 1: OMG it happened to you too?

by We revolt at dawn November 22, 2021

Matt

That one guy Nobody can beet at any sport.
He is the type of guy who is just good at everything he does.

Me: An amateur runner.
Matt: Not a runner.
Me : asks him to do a race.
Matt: Says Yes
Me : comes 2nd to Matt by 1 mile.
Matt: was an easy race.
Me : laughs because he hadn't even broken a sweat.

by Any matt is unbeatable November 22, 2021