large ugly demons possessing human bodies

n. poeple that take raquetball courts, thus resulting in the abrupt end of any concurrent games of ping-ball.

HEY! those large ugly demons possessing human bodies just took our court, resulting in the abrupt end of our ping-ball game! KILL THEM!

large ugly demons possessing human bodies by SuperCameron March 29, 2003

Fuck a human duck 

This collection of words came from my best friend Chris who often says "Fuck a human duck".

Afterwards we normally crack up, because, could you honestly imagine a human duck......well, could you? I'm not talkin no daffy here either!

Stumps his toe - "Oh fuck a huuuuman duck!"

Fuck a human duck by Ian Robinson February 14, 2005

dog-human 

A dog that resembles a human, even very slightly, and gives you the creeps.

"Wow, look at that dog-human walking down the street!"

dog-human by hannah May 13, 2005

garbage human 

Specifically, this nigger right here: youtube/user/SargonofAkkad100

In general, a person who criticises crazy narratives using logic, facts and contextual video evidence.

"You're a garbage human, Sargon." - St. Anita of Sarkeesian, Vidcon 2017

garbage human by Izzy_M June 29, 2017

The human centipede 

When a man and a woman or any combination there of, enter the"69" position and while in the act of mutual oral intercourse, both parties release bowels.

This sexual maneuver is a combination of the "blumpkin" and the "dirty munchkin"

I engaged in the human centipede last night with a girl I met at the bar. I think she ate corn.

The human centipede by Upgrad$de May 16, 2011

cutest human ever

a person whose name starts with l, ends with a and there are a, u and r in the middle

oh look at that beauty! ah ofc it’s laura, the cutest human ever

cutest human ever by lokididnotdie October 20, 2018

fertilized human egg 

the new form of child pornography...

You can look at a friend's ultrasound or a picture of a fertilized human egg to see child pornography, you don't have to go to 4chan anymore!

aka zilf
Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit urbandictionary.com, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."

fertilized human egg by spiker369 March 5, 2009