A financial institution that will take all your fucking money and will force you to sell your semen for cash to be able to buy ramen noodles.
College is a hoe
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Jack had 5 assignments due so after being practically asleep for the whole day, he decided to pull an all nighter.
At 1:00 AM realizing that he can't get shit done, Jack decided to sleep instead.
Jason: " Hey Jackie, what were you doing yesterday?"
Jack: " College, man."
At 1:00 AM realizing that he can't get shit done, Jack decided to sleep instead.
Jason: " Hey Jackie, what were you doing yesterday?"
Jack: " College, man."
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You might feel a little lonely, sad and stressed. You'll miss your friends, the faculty, your lectures and maybe even the staff.
Some people are immune to this just because they are happy with their graduation or doesn't care about their surrounding that much.
This term can also be used when you're sick when you leave your college either after graduation or just for a holiday.
You might feel a little lonely, sad and stressed. You'll miss your friends, the faculty, your lectures and maybe even the staff.
Some people are immune to this just because they are happy with their graduation or doesn't care about their surrounding that much.
This term can also be used when you're sick when you leave your college either after graduation or just for a holiday.
"It's has been a week since we graduated but I'm still feeling collegesick."
Me:"Argh... My head hurts, I got a flu and runny nose... and my plans are ruined... My holiday went downhill faster than my grades!"
Her:"I guess you can say that you're having a collegesick?"
Me:"Probably..."
Rick:"Man, it's kinda sad that we had to leave after graduation, I'm already missing them (classmates)"
Don:"Pretty sure that's just college sick bruh. It will go off soon enough..."
Me:"Argh... My head hurts, I got a flu and runny nose... and my plans are ruined... My holiday went downhill faster than my grades!"
Her:"I guess you can say that you're having a collegesick?"
Me:"Probably..."
Rick:"Man, it's kinda sad that we had to leave after graduation, I'm already missing them (classmates)"
Don:"Pretty sure that's just college sick bruh. It will go off soon enough..."
by Yuki.XXIII April 13, 2019
Get the collegesick mug.Usually a girl, although there are soyboys who fall into this category, that spend too much money on college getting a shit degree and not making any lasting friendships or even partying. A collegecuck is perfectly content with working at a job she could’ve gotten out of high school after college, after submerging herself in enormous amounts of debt. A collegecuck will occasionally decide to get a master’s in her useless degree, in the hopes of teaching her useless knowledge to other idiots.
A hardcore collegecuck will get a PhD in philosophy or English, wind up as an adjunct professor with hundreds of thousands in debt, lecturing to bored freshmen who just want to get their GEs out of the way. A normal collegecuck will just become a Bernie Sanders supporter ordinarily, working at Starbucks and harassing conservacucks on the Internet and occasionally in their workplace in their spare time.
A hardcore collegecuck will get a PhD in philosophy or English, wind up as an adjunct professor with hundreds of thousands in debt, lecturing to bored freshmen who just want to get their GEs out of the way. A normal collegecuck will just become a Bernie Sanders supporter ordinarily, working at Starbucks and harassing conservacucks on the Internet and occasionally in their workplace in their spare time.
Debby: “I’m the most educated person here, so I just can’t care.”
Kyle: “i mean, if your degree mattered, you’d only need a bachelors but instead, you went the collegecuck route”
Debby: “WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT???!!!”
Kyle: “i mean, if your degree mattered, you’d only need a bachelors but instead, you went the collegecuck route”
Debby: “WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT???!!!”
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