The Canadian Cart

The Shop That Eats Its Competitors For Breakfast.

The shop that's in its own class

Woman 1: "Hey have u guys checked out The Canadian Cart? "
Woman 98: " You mean The Shop Thats been given its competitors a run for their money? Of Course I have!"

by Stranger Danger Son November 23, 2021

Canadian head day

You must give someone head on November 2nd 2022

Bro u gonna give head tomorrow? It’s Canadian head day!

by JimothyCricketTheThird October 31, 2022

Canadian Quesadilla

When your going to fuck a mexican chick, and decide to use maple syrup as lube.

Johnny gave Maria a Canadian Quesadilla last night!

by GrimeLineCentral May 7, 2024

Canadian

Code for for African American, which is used to be discreet.

Wow, a group of Canadian teenagers just boarded the train. Be on the lookout.

by FrankieSanz June 23, 2022

Flipping the Canadian bird

The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼

Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia

Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)

Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”

Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”

Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”

by Timmy 🍁 January 25, 2020

Canadian Dishwasher

Strongest of all nation's dishwashers. Able to break the handle off multiple Olivia Newtown John Cups.

The Canadian dishwasher was almost as strong as Greg, but not quite. Also, Mrs. Crabtree eats paper.

by Corona penguin August 25, 2025

closet Canadian

Literally anyone in Minnesota

He's from Minnesota. Their all closet Canadians

by FruitSnacks2 September 5, 2021