Definitions by FruitSnacks2

closet Canadian 

Literally anyone in Minnesota

He's from Minnesota. Their all closet Canadians

closet Canadian by FruitSnacks2 September 5, 2021

alabama rally

A regular rally in Alabama....

That turns into an orgy.

Guy: "Yo did you go to the Alabama rally yesterday"
Girl: "Yeah, it was totally epic. I got a Alabama hot pocket"

alabama rally by FruitSnacks2 September 28, 2017

canadian friendly reach

The art of allowing a Canadian to give you a reach around in Canada.

"I was just in Canada, and I got a Canadian friendly reach "

canadian friendly reach by FruitSnacks2 September 21, 2017