Definitions by funnyman1112

Black Hamish 

where a british white man hamish enjoys drinking his black tea/coffee with no sugar in either. commonly has a large schlong.

nice black hamish

Black Hamish by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022

headless dave 

where you take a skeleton form a science lab and rip off the head off the skeleton and proceed to skull fuck the shit out of it.

lets do a headless dave while no one is looking

headless dave by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022

crunchy yoghurt 

where a man ejaculates on a woman's face and leave it overnight to gain crunchiness. peel off the woman's face and then put it into the microwave for around 1 min. and serve with a side of Johnny sins porn images.

i fancy coming home and having a crunchy yoghurt
Did we remember to make the crunchy yoghurt for tonight?

crunchy yoghurt by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022

chumky fire-ball 

where everyone ejaculates into a bottle and sets it on fire making a semen Molotov. You then throw it at an overweight drunken man and watch their fat ass dance all over the floor.

lets try a chumky fire-ball tonight.

chumky fire-ball by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022

Canadian Mitchel 

instead of putting maple syrup on pancakes a white man called Mitchel ejaculates on them instead.

ill have 1 Canadian Mitchel please

Canadian Mitchel by funnyman1112 March 10, 2022

owen flapping 

where a white overweight man screams the nword at a black dog/cat while jumping up and down flaping their tits

i saw mitchel owen flapping over there.

owen flapping by funnyman1112 March 10, 2022