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Let's Go Brandon

1. Churched up way of saying, "Fuck Joe Biden"
2. When used in the context of high prices, indicates the person using the term is ignorant of the basic supply and demand economic principles.
Look at the price of gas! Let's go Brandon!

Dirty Brandon

When a gay man and a straight man conjoin together by opening the gay man's penis hole and inserting the straight man's penis hole until white fluid oozes out, but only on April 24th.
I can't believe Danny just did a Dirty Brandon with Derek.
Dirty Brandon by TheDictioner April 25, 2020

Tom Brandon 

An incredibly intelligent, humerous and bloody sexy individual with a mammoth wang. People can sense this man's manliness as soon as he steps into the room.
Kate: Mmmmm, my sugar muffin is getting wet.

Graham: Ooh, do I turn you on then?

Kate: Nope. I can sense a Tom Brandon nearby. God, I want his salty sausage in my shit's creek!

Joe Brandon 

Joe Brandon was on the toilet for 5 hours
Joe Brandon: Damn this shit feels liquidy
Joe Brandon by LachyHasAMassivePenis February 26, 2022

Let's Go Brandon

Phrase used in game popular amongst Americans of exceptionally low I.Q. that means "I have a micropenis".

Note: Women utter this phrase when they wish to secretly communicate to their ugly friends that they have an unusually large and/or deformed clitoris.
Eric: "I was checking out your junk in the hotel room before our peaceful protest at the Capitol on January 6th and your crotch looks like my Grandma's?!"

Donnie Jr.: "Let's Go Brandon!"

backroom Brandon 

The art of being fired from yet another meaningless job.
I just got backroom Brandoned from Pizza Hut!
backroom Brandon by effin8up4u September 1, 2016