by Lobster Lou September 22, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. by orangelover11 May 28, 2023
Get the Charles Brandonmug. Brandon is that one kid everyone will hate. he is most likely a white kid who is super capitalist and hates communists. he will stop at nothing to spout his bullshit “facts” and can’t pull anyone for the life of himself. when seeing one, run away or attack him in order to protect yourself.
“that bitch brandon is so annoying”
by your local kgb agent February 13, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon, is the definition of loyal but can be very much so helpful some of the times he’s a dick but he can be very sweet when he wants, he will always put someone in front of him
by Glennise brown May 18, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. Usually the son of Ian, a Brandon is an absolute beast up front on pro clubs and gets a lot of pussy because of it. Brandons usually have a massive bread head for scoring absolute worldies 70 yards out. Brandon has a huge dong that he slays the punani with but can only last 4 minutes.
What an absolute Brandon he is!
by Beach Bread Head December 5, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. The cutest and silliest man to ever roam the state of West Virginia. Born with the nicest voice and most holdable hands.
by M. T. Vanity December 19, 2024
Get the Brandon Elmer Skidmoremug. Very sweet at first. They will no doubt make you laugh harder than you ever have. If you meet a Brandon you should kept them as a friend. They will alway be there for you to help you with whatever you need. But If you find yourself in a relationship with him, run. Brandon’s fragile masculinity will break if you challenge it at all. As a result he will gaslight you until you are questioning everything. The wit he used to make you laugh can also be used to for elaborate lies. Once you are able to escape from a Brandon you with see that they are just big baby and what to be held but hurts everyone else in the process, and make everyone feel bad for it.
Person 1: Hey now is your relationship with Brandon going?
Person 2: I know they are your good friend, but I hope I never seen him again.
Person 2: I know they are your good friend, but I hope I never seen him again.
by Wetnoodle3 November 23, 2021
Get the Brandonmug.