worked 

in a competition of skill getting beaten very, very badly

man if you went 1 on 1 with LeBron you would get worked.

worked by kevin November 29, 2003

United Steel Worker 

An over-paid, lazy - usually fat - SomBitch that thinks that watching a machine run makes him a "skilled worker".

Hey, there's a thriving manufacturer in the United States.
How can we put them out of business?
I know . . . let's get the United Steel Workers to "organize" the workforce !!

United Steel Worker by Scab Head August 6, 2012

Microsoft Works 

1) Word processing program by the Microsoft Corporation

2) Oxymoron

1) Microsoft Works sucks, I'm going to get a bootlegged copy of Office.

2) Microsoft works? No it doesn't.

Microsoft Works by Nick April 3, 2003

working for the president 

Working for cash. Bills are referred to as presidents due to the picture of former presidents on the front of the bills. Specifically refers to jobs in which the employee receives cash for his/her work instead of or along with a paycheck. (Waiters, musicians etc.)

Alex: Yo, what are you up to tonight?
Tim: Man, I gotta work at the restaurant.
Alex: Oh, for real? You get good tips?
Tim: Oh for sure. That's why I got this job. Gotta love working for the president.
Alex: You know that's right.

working for the president by Timmy Sanders January 11, 2008

Hard Worker 

“Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed. (Proverbs 12:24)”

John is a hard worker, that's why he is your boss.

Hard Worker by Brock Trunzo May 3, 2011

Huey Lewis Workout 

Achieving fitness by working out most every day and watching what you eat. Inspired by lyrics from the song 'Hip to Be Square' by 1980s pop-rock group Huey Lewis & The News's 'Hip to Be Square'.

Mary: Tibor, you're looking fit these days, whats your secret?

Tibor: Thank you, its the 'Huey Lewis Workout' and I've lost 20lbs since the Bangles concert last August!

Huey Lewis Workout by Herbal Klimt December 6, 2009

Executive Workout 

It is way to groove your body all three times a day in one workout. This workout conditions your cardio, core and endurance. Step 1 dry sauna for no less than 15 minutes, must not have any water or a towel. This portion of the workout will get your blood flowing like a race horse. Step 2 Jacuzzi for 15 minutes, the scorching hot water goes directly into pores which strengthens your core. Have you had enough yet? The final leg of the workout brings us back into the locker room for the Eucalyptus Steam Room. Test your endurance to see how long you can make it. Any less than 15 minutes you have failed. If you can accomplish this workout, you are a true Executive. If not you will be stuck in middle management for the rest of your life. Good Luck

Hey Nick, you smell like stale booze and look very exausted from a long day of work! Looks like you could use an executive workout.

Executive Workout by Top Executive July 9, 2009