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khleo thomas 

the sexiest negro on the planet of the earth other than lil fizz.he is basicly bow wow's side kick but is a way better rapper than he is.he deserves to be put into the spt light instead of bow wow.
khleo thomas is a better rapper than bow wow
khleo thomas by barney sunshine February 15, 2009

St Thomas, Ontario 

St Thomas, Ontario is a city in southwestern Ontario (in Elgin County) and an urban division of London Ontario. Population is just over 35 000 (technically considered rural) and 95.5% of the population is white. The current mayor is Cliff Barwick. He runs St Thomas, Ontario.
St Thomas is known for: Rachel McAdams (attended Central Elgin Collegiate Institute (go TITANS)), Joe Thornton, Helen Shaver and Aaron Wapole.
St Thomas is also very well known for being the Railway Capital of Canada and for the fact that Jumbo the elephant was murdered here.
Other factors we are proud of:
-we have the higest teen pregnancy rate in Canada
-Drugs sales is our second largest industry (next to factory work)
-we have the psych hospital on the outskirts of town
-fights in our wonderful bars such as Legends
-the ineffectiveness of the Police Force:
Only 38% of people who commit murder in St Thomas are ever convicted, the motto? "Well the perp's not here so we dont know who did it."
Case in point: The Shedden Murders- 7 people murdered by Biker Gang
-The Wellington Road murder where each member of a family was shot at gunpoint by a Shotgun and then the bodies were burned, as was the house. Case never solved.
St Thomas is easily the roughest city in all of Canada and if you weren't born here or haven't lived here for a long time then don't come here, you can't handle it.
And if you are ever caught out on Talbot street alone at night...well bitch you'd better be carrying protection cause you will get fucked up.
People from St Thomas are noteably hardass, dangerous and crazy muthers and if you know anyone from here you had best be on thier goodside, cause they will fuck you up. Notable people to watch out for:
Any of the Elders, Jeremy Porter, Dave Hatch, Cassidy North, Dubbie Berryt, Kaelyn Barnes, Dirty Gertie, Jeff Wilkins, and virtually anyone from Parkside.
John: Yo that bitch is from St Thomas, Ontario, you better watch your back 'cause she will fuck you up, burry you in her backyard and get away with it.
St Thomas, Ontario by P.Dubby December 10, 2008

Sean-Thomas 

used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to piss you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love 'em.
A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to

An all around amazing person, everyone knows there "Sean-Thomas's"
Also known as a master in bed
Wow he has a penis almost as big as Sean-Thomas

Cathal really wants Sean-Thomas
Sean-Thomas by ???T3l??? February 15, 2014

Calum Thomas hood 

Calum hood is the bass player in the band 5 seconds of summer he is very hot has an amazing voice has a great personality and is very! Good with his hands of you know what I mean
Defined: calum Thomas hood: a bit bass player with a good personality
Calum Thomas hood by 05..23 May 25, 2019

The Thomas Kemper 

When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.
Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.

Him: Can I have one too?

The Thomas Edison

Traditionally performed by two extremely hairy males, both nude. The first male faces forward with the second directly behind him. Then the rear male presses his chest firmly against the back of the male in the front. At this point jumping up and down from both parties is a must endeavouring to create static electricity. Once static electricity has been generated, the male to the rear then chokes the male at the front out. Essentially lights out...
Did you hear about Brian and Brendon? I hear they have started dating and love giving eachother The Thomas Edison on Friday nights.