rock the mike 

first of all rock the mike does not mean a bj....it means to rip it in a freestyle or rhyme

A: you ready for this battle bro?
B: yo...i finna rock the mike

rock the mike by James White July 9, 2004

Rusty Mike 

Receiving a good ole handjob from a fat chick

"Yo I saw Duffy hooking up with a fat chick last night!"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"

"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"

Rusty Mike by Billy Batts August 6, 2012

Sketchy Mike 

A person under the influence of a bean. He or she may appear unable to relax.

Sketchy Mikes may ask questions like:

“Do you like mayonnaise?”
“What is the capital of Wyoming?”

Sketchy Mikes can be found asleep on a floor.
Sketchy Mikes are not dangerous.

Sketchy Mike by SketchyMike November 2, 2017

Magic Mike Syndrome 

Also called MMS. When an unattractive girl gets with a very attractive guy (around Magic Mike level) and thinks because of that shes worth that.

She looks like the missing link and thinks shes too good for me? That bitch has Magic Mike Syndrome

Magic Mike Syndrome by insanegod March 4, 2019

Money Mike 

Typically a black man that is very poor and acts like the richest person.He usually is on some type of drug on days that end with the word day and is also always getting hurt.

Money Mike just robbed a bank

Money Mike by Tommyhil July 26, 2019

Dirty Mike Wilson 

smearing shit out of your own ass on your face and then going balls deep in the nearest gay man while screaming: i love huge black cock with pearly white cum

Im giving Larry a Dirty Mike Wilson while thinking about Shaquil Oneal

Dirty Mike Wilson by john s November 12, 2004

A balless mike 

A man who is whipped by a fat ass bi-polar bitch and doesn't have the balls to stand up to 'it'. A man who was obviously absent the day they handed out balls. A man who does everything in his power to obey his mammoth of a woman, but will never again be reunited with his balls she keeps in a jar.

Damn, it look like that balless mike can't go to the game again, he has to sand his wife's feet.

Don't be a ballness mike, tell the bitch you can't keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room.

He rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat ass woman could keep the car for her Mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is.

A balless mike by Sass sha J May 25, 2010