Facebook nob

Closely related to the Facebook snob, the Facebook nob is known for:

- Adding you as a friend even though they barely remember you--and you certainly don't remember them.
- Using only the most annoying applications to communicate with you, such as sending you an animated monkey butt spanker.
- Using their status as an emo mood ring.

"Hey, so I accepted an invite from a classmate even though I didn't know who he was. His status is '...is lost without you', and he just poked me with a bouquet of poisonous mushrooms."

"Awww, no way, that guy is a total Facebook nob!"

by Seth Livingston January 27, 2009

facebook user

A loser that has no life that spreads hate and lies about some one a internet blogin cunt fag or bitch that dont have anything else better to do then make up wierdo shit and post pathetic hatin losers no life low life pices of shit

That loser facebook user is gossiping once again they should kill them self how pathetic

by confederate conservative June 30, 2014

Facebook Party

When two or more friends who can not meet up due to geographical differences, drink simontaniously and chat on facebook.

Hey, since you'll be outta town this weekend, do you want to have a Facebook Party Saturday night?

by KyleASU July 7, 2009

Facebook Prophet

People that regularly post prophetic, inspirational status updates.

A Facebook prophet might post a status update such as:
"Today was a glorious gift wrapped in a tapestry of sunlight, rainbows, and children's laughter."

- F. N. Douchebag

by hardwoodstan August 6, 2009

facebook fame

You have facebook fame when people who you don't know knows you.

dude 1: How the fuck do you know me when I don't know you. And stop acting like you do before you get bitch slapped back to the Pacific rim. facebook fame is to blame.

dude 2: How man I don't know you but you're the biggest part of my life. I've been watching you for 6 months now.

dude 1: Aww fuck you man get off deez nuts.

dude 2: I still love you.

by unfriendlyFire/defriendly fire January 9, 2010

Facebook Poaching

The act of joining a group or adding a friend that you otherwise would not have done after looking at someone elses page.

Dude, I just saw that Bob just joined the "not being stabbed in the face" group on facebook. That's funny, I am so facebook poaching that!

by the Catalina wine mixer June 16, 2009

Facebook Warrior

Someone who constantly sticks their nose in other people's Facebook business with the intention of creating drama, threatening to come to the other person so that they can "handle it", and then never actually showing up to fight and settle the situation.

"I unfriended Molly because she's a straight-up Facebook Warrior now."

by thEwaTcher August 27, 2014