Bastardized

The act of becoming a bastard through baptism.

“B was bastardized wasn’t he?” “Yep, can’t you tell by how much of an ass he is? They Must have held him under the bastard water for a long time.”

by BadBitchAstro June 23, 2021

Bastardic

Adjective describing ones physical appearance as large and intimidating.

God dam that paintbeast is Bastardic.

That is one bastardic man.
My truck is so god dam bastardic

by Dont even trip my boy! September 18, 2021

BASTARDMAN

Someone who is a wanna be bastard

Jake: I'm so badass
Pimp man: NO YOU ARE A BASTARDMAN

by Caleb Cummins March 10, 2022

BASTARDMAN

A very rude person who doesn't care much about anything except his penthouse magazine's even though they hate woman, they try to act rude even though beep down they want to let themselves free.

James Albert the simp: did you meet the new student?

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's such a bastardman

by Caleb Cummins March 12, 2022

Bastardiani

A bastardiani is someone who's addicted to his sex dungeon. Preferably in his vergewaltiger van. In his free time he teaches students on how they can find some bitches. He himself has got no bitches though. He likes to steal his content from forms.

Oh, the Bastardiani is back from his sex dungeon.

by anonymous May 17, 2022

Bastardo

A friend or an acquaintance who is simply a bastard but you love them

God I missed you bastardo, how’re you?
Or

Where’s your bastardo ass at

by Brown Bretheren July 30, 2022

bastardised

when something goes very wrong

tilly i am bastardised i just sharted my long johns

by steakbakecmon February 24, 2023