Reign it in (row 5)

Said by a sub when a class is getting crazy with a pelvic thrusting kind of motion

Normally Ms. Sowens CL

Reign it in (row 5)!

by cayibo January 16, 2019

3/5 Compromise

The act of inserting the penis 3/5 of the way into an anus so as not to make your partner feel like they have given into anal.

Debbie didn’t want to do anal until I suggested the 3/5 Compromise. She’s definitely not a dirty, dirty whore.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

5 second rule

how long food can touch the ground before germs get to it

i wasnt going to eat this M&M but i just dropped it, 5 second rule!

by zoey July 10, 2004

5 minute rule

Time you should wait before interjecting your opinion when walking up on two (or more) people in a conversation.

John and Fred were talking about Gun control, and Mike walked up and said that "Obama is going to take your guns away", but if he had waited 5 minutes he would have known they weren't talking about gun control at all, but how to shoot a gun. John says, "5 minute rule" and then everyone understand, he shouldn't have gotten into this conversation at this point. (And looked like an idiot).

by Xman2013 March 5, 2013

5-second rule

A rule that states a penis can touch anything for up to five seconds before the object is considered molested.

Husband: (poking dick against cosmetic mirror)
Husband: Look honey! It's kissing its reflection.
Wife: Urg! Stop molesting my mirror!
Husband: I'm not. 5-second rule! See. Smooch, one second. Smooch, one second. Smooch, one second...
Wife: (leaves to buy a new mirror)

by Happy Jam July 29, 2011

5-Egg Omelette

A person who is obviously retarded and acts like a spoiled child. Can be abbreviated as 5EO.

That Jake is a total 5-Egg Omelette.

by MeLikeFootball October 21, 2011

5 Star DW

When a girl has slept with a large number of guys, parties a little too hard, smokes a little too much & continues to walk around on a daily basis, like nothing is wrong. When obtaining this many stars, guys will start turning you down because you are trashy..

Joe: Aye son, who's that chick over there?
Karl: Son she's a 5 Star DW, you don't want that! She's like a door knob, we all had a turn!

by shortylow March 28, 2011