Surpar

Above par in a game of golf.

While Brenda got a birdie, I was lucky if I avoided being surpar.

by ApricotFields November 2, 2020

surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents

son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"

by surpriseblessing October 4, 2020

Surprise Party

When you and your friend arrive at your house, you run well ahead of them and slam the door shut. Once inside, quickly attach yourself to the doorknob “butt plug style”. When the knob turns inside your anus and your friend pushes on the door…SURPRISE!!!

Don’t let Jed beat you to the house, last time he hit me with the surprise party!

by Bortt October 17, 2020

Sarphe

Sarphe is a town in Azerath which is full of war and hatred. The wars between the elves and mages has been going on for 100 years, obviously named The War of 100 Years.

That war between those Elves and Mages is all over Sarphe it is

by WackoJaffaCat October 18, 2020

surchew

When you shave a plastic object up your rectum.

Friend1:come to my party
Friend2:cant, my dad surchewed himself.

by Orange Traffic cone November 25, 2020

surprise blumpkin

your having a relaxing shit and the door bursts open and the person yells Surprise blumpkin and starts to give you unplanned oral sex

Cameron burst into the hot portaloo. Yells surprise blumpkin and started sucking. He enjoys when the poo poo snapped off and splashes up into his mouth the same time as the man ejaculated

by Sxfndr December 6, 2020

Surprise

Surprise has 2 meaning; an unexpected event or gift; a polite way to say that a person was a mistake

hey serena, i have a surprise for you!

you werent planned, you were a surprise joe.

by _Deadly_PvP December 27, 2020