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mouth on a stick 

someone whose body is there only to support the massive structure that is there mouth. there existence is mainly for being a foghorn. someone who can be heard in even the most noisy environments, for example in an active workshop they can be heard over air tools and machinery. On some occasions the bearer of the mouth has a slim figure, helping to back up the analogy of the mouth being on a stick. HG
working away in a noisy place, so noisy you can barely here the radio playing in the background. all of a sudden, as if from nowhere, over all the noise something along the lines of OH YEAH BABY is heard by everyone in the vicinity of the outbreak. one guy turns to his neighbouring colleague and says "what a fucking mouth on a stick" to the reply of "WHAT?" this is the intensity of said mouth.
mouth on a stick by flobb August 20, 2011

idiot stick 

The most menial labor available, involving a stick with bristles at one end, and an idiot at the other. See broom.
"He pushed an idiotstick all day for minimum wage."
idiot stick by endo August 24, 2004

fish stick 

A finger inserted into a vagina and then quickly smeared across the upper lip of a lucky recipient.
"Josh was being naughty so I slyly gave him a fish stick. He loved it!"
fish stick by Josh Dingus December 15, 2009

Bread Stick 

A term for a man's penis after having sex with a woman with a severe yeast infection.
Devon: Hey Braaaaaa! How was your date with Cindy last night? Get some?
Carlos: Yea man. I got some. I got more than I wanted actually.
Devon: How so, Braaaa?
Carlos: The dirty ho had a nasty yeast infection and didn't tell me. I wound up with a wicked Bread Stick.
Devon: That's rank ass nasty, Braaaa!
Bread Stick by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Poop Stick 

A small cigar that is smoked much like a cigarette. These would include Captain Blacks little cigars and Santa Fe's. They resemble the aroma of what burning feces would smell like. They're good for clearing a room out and ruining the mood. They smell like burning poop.
"Everything was all good until Jordan rolled in with a lit poop stick, within seconds everyone was trying to determine where that terrible poopy odor was coming from. Then they realized what it was and people questioned how one could enjoy smoking and inhaling lit poop."
Poop Stick by El Chando January 29, 2010

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick 

Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.