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state coomer

A citizen who would do anything, say or believe anything, IF the State told them to.

Alludes to them probably masturbating to having a larger than life entity (the State) controlling the lives of everyone, this being their not-so-secret fantasy.

They are usually Enablers, Sociopaths and convinced to be smarter than everyone around them.

(a. 1)
Slight departure from the original use of coomer, as with the State progressive attacks on personal freedoms and masculinity, every man is virtually reduced to being a coomer, while everything good is being taxed or shamed out of existance by social engeneering.

Thus, coomer lost part of its original intent, as in " to identify an obsessive-compulsive and damaging behaviour" , now being the only legal way for a man to exist in peace, along with SIMPing to the female sex and the State itself.
Pers A: " Oh yeah Stalin ... rob me of my grains, take my children and silence my opinions ... * moans * ... oppress me harder daddy!!! ... "

Phone Notification: " Citizen, ... you really are a state coomer! You have been awarded 20+ Bonus Social Credit Points ;D.

You can now interact with up to 5 people in a 2 Km. area from your housing unit.

Praise to our Leader!

Praise our great Democracy!"
by Zarod January 8, 2022
mugGet the state coomermug.

Stately

You are SO stately, you need to have a baby,” or “you pulled a stately!”
by Sleepy Creep July 5, 2022
mugGet the Statelymug.

Ohio state

The best college and state in the universe and they have a great football team everybody goes there because FUCK MICHIGAN
Everyone goes to Ohio State because fuck Michigan!
by Fuck Michigan November 23, 2021
mugGet the Ohio statemug.
are the main point of delivery of primary education, for children between the ages of 5–11 (sometimes 5-10 or 5-12)
Elementary schools in the United States are the best.
by SPrice1980 May 6, 2023
mugGet the Elementary schools in the United Statesmug.

United States of AIPAC

A satire derivative of "United States of America" hinting to how the U.S.A. is being controlled and "occupied" by the American Israeli Public Affairs Committee lobby via "donating" to congressmen in order to serve Israel's interests.
-Did you know that speaker of the house, Mike Johnson, is in bed with AIPAC?
-Lol...it's the United States of AIPAC at this point...
by Cpt.Sus May 11, 2024
mugGet the United States of AIPACmug.
A family basedScouting, Preparedness and Disaster Response Organization based in the United States that holds camping and survival events throughout the country
I caught that fish on a canoe trip with the United States Volunteer Rangers last weekend!

Or:
We just got a damage assessment from The United States Volunteer Rangers for Main Street. Looks like most of the buildings are structurally sound but there is some looting that needs to be addressed.
by angrycelt March 11, 2022
mugGet the United States Volunteer Rangersmug.
the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from
geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State
by SWT Alumni '89 June 2, 2017
mugGet the southwest texas state universitymug.

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