"You Always Have Other Options"

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

An ignorant rural person

(Rude and Derogatory)

Australian slang word meaning uncouth lout.

said when excited or content/pleased

Yahoo is an uneducated person with a backwoods mentality.

Yahoo! is a website that provides free e-mail, and also has a search engine and chat rooms, along with an instant messenger service. It is correctly spelled with the exclamation point.