Skip to main content

Douchonic State

The constant state of being a douche.
Man, Fred has been in such a douchonic state this past week!
by General Douchington January 26, 2011
mugGet the Douchonic State mug.

state coomer

A citizen who would do anything, say or believe anything, IF the State told them to.

Alludes to them probably masturbating to having a larger than life entity (the State) controlling the lives of everyone, this being their not-so-secret fantasy.

They are usually Enablers, Sociopaths and convinced to be smarter than everyone around them.

(a. 1)
Slight departure from the original use of coomer, as with the State progressive attacks on personal freedoms and masculinity, every man is virtually reduced to being a coomer, while everything good is being taxed or shamed out of existance by social engeneering.

Thus, coomer lost part of its original intent, as in " to identify an obsessive-compulsive and damaging behaviour" , now being the only legal way for a man to exist in peace, along with SIMPing to the female sex and the State itself.
Pers A: " Oh yeah Stalin ... rob me of my grains, take my children and silence my opinions ... * moans * ... oppress me harder daddy!!! ... "

Phone Notification: " Citizen, ... you really are a state coomer! You have been awarded 20+ Bonus Social Credit Points ;D.

You can now interact with up to 5 people in a 2 Km. area from your housing unit.

Praise to our Leader!

Praise our great Democracy!"
by Zarod January 8, 2022
mugGet the state coomer mug.

Stately

You are SO stately, you need to have a baby,” or “you pulled a stately!”
by Sleepy Creep July 5, 2022
mugGet the Stately mug.

United States

The richest and greatest nation to ever exist in the history of the world. First Nation to use basic common sense for laws and policies. Number 1 military and entertainment industry. Countless technology and medical breakthroughs. And most importantly freedom and justice for all.
by USAKeepsEuropeAlive March 14, 2024
mugGet the United States mug.

The State

Hym "THE STATE isn't a wholey antagonistic organization, acting in bad faith, to harass, stalk, and gaslight people they have slandered until they can find a way to deprive them of rights in the absence of a charge! YOU ARE! YOU are not the state, Destiny! But YOU ARE the other thing! All to create the illusion that you are doing something substantive about the eternal fact that anyone who wants to fuck or murder you kids, just GETS to do that. And no one has to care because your baby momma didn't fuck them. And they don't. Ha! Hahaha! So no. Complete divulging of the information regarding who this is happening to and who is doing it and then the people doing it need to be brought up on charges and if their kids are under 18 they need to have their kids taken into protective custody. Because you are not reasonable or intelligent people and if you can't protect your kids without violating the rights of other people, YOU ARE A DANGER TO OTHER PEOPLE. Oooooor... Oooooor some random kid can just pay the price for what you are actively trying to do. It's over. No more Muslim gang rape distraction. No more chicken or egg. You. Punishment and losing your kids. OR you losing your kids as punishment. Indiscriminately. It is the only way to remind you that you are not the state and that other people's rights matter INDEPENDENTLY from whether or not your kids might get fucked or murdered. Well... That's not the ONLY way..."
by Hym Iam January 13, 2025
mugGet the The State mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email