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Brandon

Brandon is one of the Most Caring And Sweet Guys You Ever Meet He is Funny And Has a Way With The Girl's And Is Really Good In Bed He Is an asshole but He Still Means Well
Brandon's Are hilarious
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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brandon

him: omg there goes brandon
by fewehtjuttyrgedws March 11, 2022
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Brandon

- A Brandon is someone you should not be friends with. They're probably the worst person in the room. Do not speak with a Brandon. Dont even glance in their direction. Just genuinely stay away from a Brandon.
Person 1: Hey watch out for that guy

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: That's a Brandon
by What! What! What! November 23, 2021
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brandon pizzuto

Sucks Men Dick Every Fucking Day You Nigger
"Yeah, earlier today i brandon pizzuto"
by NiggerBlueWaffleDick March 21, 2017
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Brandon

A Italian hot sexy boy that has a small shrimp but gets all ladies but some reject him
by Ri Ree December 13, 2021
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Brandon Hanny

A guy who gets girls attention by playing Minecraft with them
by Putin.com March 5, 2022
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epik brandon

He is the final boss in BattleToads. Ribbit ribbit BLUURG. A delusional specimen. His tongue shoots out for McDonald's and women he can never have. He is a poor individual, but still acts as if he is not. He will never lose weight, never get a date, he just acts bougie, to compensate.
Have you been on epik brandon is trying to confess his love to Silla again
by whydidijustlol June 25, 2025
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