8 definitions by a random eggplant
The worst years of anyone's entire life. Middle schools typically has grades 6-8, some middle schools have 5-8 or 7-8. Middle schoolers always make sexual jokes, flirt with other boys/girls, vandalizes school property such as the bathroom stalls, the student desks or the courtyard/playground (they often write people's names on the stalls such as "Person's name is a whore" or draws penises on it), gets into a lot of fights, smokes cigarettes, does drugs and gangbang, wears popular clothing like Nike, Hollister, Aeropostale, etc to be the "popular kid" and they gossip, always make out with another middle schooler in the corner, and usually has a relationship lasting no more than 2 weeks. Girls often twerk in the locker room. When you tell on the students that are doing something they aren't supposed to be doing, the staff does nothing about it.
Elementary schooler me: I can't wait to go to middle school!
Middle schooler me: MIDDLE SCHOOL IS HELL! I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN GO TO MIDDLE SCHOOL! GET ME OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE!
Middle schooler me: MIDDLE SCHOOL IS HELL! I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN GO TO MIDDLE SCHOOL! GET ME OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE!
by a random eggplant December 28, 2019
This place is the worst years of our lives
The place where it doesn't make most people thrive
Affected by puberty, with pimples and moods
Causing boys and girls to ask people to send nudes
The boys become perverts and the girls become whores
And they end up drawing dicks on the doors
Middle school relationships are for people who are freaks
Relationships like this last no more than 2 weeks
Girls running their mouths and getting into fights
That makes the witnesses have lots of fright
Hair extensions and loose acrylic nails everywhere
People shouting "WORLDSTAR" and more people swear
Kids smoke in the bathroom and acting like they're grown
People smashing in the bathroom and making loud moans
A girl getting pregnant and the father leaves her
And moves on to make more girls lured
People lose most of their elementary school friends
And they wanted their life to end
Then they made new friends later on
Some kids later became Satan's spawns
Of course, there are bullies that lower your self-esteem in middle school
If you snitch, the teachers don't give a shit and act like they're cool
Then you deal with them your own and put them out of misery
And the principal suspends you from hell; what a victory!
Most of you guys have these stereotypes
People like these are a bunch of asswipes
Middle school ain't like playing with balloons
But don't worry, it'll be over soon
The place where it doesn't make most people thrive
Affected by puberty, with pimples and moods
Causing boys and girls to ask people to send nudes
The boys become perverts and the girls become whores
And they end up drawing dicks on the doors
Middle school relationships are for people who are freaks
Relationships like this last no more than 2 weeks
Girls running their mouths and getting into fights
That makes the witnesses have lots of fright
Hair extensions and loose acrylic nails everywhere
People shouting "WORLDSTAR" and more people swear
Kids smoke in the bathroom and acting like they're grown
People smashing in the bathroom and making loud moans
A girl getting pregnant and the father leaves her
And moves on to make more girls lured
People lose most of their elementary school friends
And they wanted their life to end
Then they made new friends later on
Some kids later became Satan's spawns
Of course, there are bullies that lower your self-esteem in middle school
If you snitch, the teachers don't give a shit and act like they're cool
Then you deal with them your own and put them out of misery
And the principal suspends you from hell; what a victory!
Most of you guys have these stereotypes
People like these are a bunch of asswipes
Middle school ain't like playing with balloons
But don't worry, it'll be over soon
Elementary schooler who isn't in middle school yet: I can't wait to go to middle school! We're gonna have dances and lots of fun!
Middle schooler: Trust me, middle school is the most boring years of life you will ever experience.
Elementary schooler: I doubt it.
A couple years later...
Former elementary schooler who is in middle school: That middle schooler is right. It is boring.
Middle schooler: Trust me, middle school is the most boring years of life you will ever experience.
Elementary schooler: I doubt it.
A couple years later...
Former elementary schooler who is in middle school: That middle schooler is right. It is boring.
by a random eggplant July 21, 2020
A holiday before Christmas where you have to sleep at Christmas Eve night, and your parents will buy stuff for you at midnight, not Santa. If you hear your parent(s) say "Santa's watching you," your parent is apparently saying that they will put video surveillance cameras in your room to watch every move you make since Santa isn't real. If you masturbate, you will get presents.
Parent: Santa's watching you. Go sleep at Christmas Eve or he won't give you presents.
Me: Nah, I think that phrase is for little kids.
Parent: well fuck you go give me a rim job
Me: Nah, I think that phrase is for little kids.
Parent: well fuck you go give me a rim job
by a random eggplant November 11, 2018
Teenage boys are immature.
by a random eggplant January 14, 2022
Be funnier than.
by a random eggplant May 5, 2022
be funnier than.
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