Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased. 

Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.

Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased. by Nihlus November 21, 2010

Will Smith 

The act of not swearing when rapping or talking.

1.Fuck that shit you nigga!
2.Hey you need to will smith that shit

Will Smith by Sly Tha Gangsta February 27, 2005

Will Byers 

fruity kid who likes mike wheeler and d&d 😇🙏

“Do you know who Will Byers is?”

“Yes! he’s a fruity kid who likes mike wheeler and d&d”

Will Byers by quackityhq.-. June 12, 2021

peely wally 

A sick,pale and generally ill looking person

Are you feeling all right you look a bit peely wally

peely wally by Flossi February 14, 2009

a hit dog will holler 

An Offended or Defensive response to a statement suggests that the statement applies to the person complaining.

(Mom) "who ate the last banana?)
(Son) #1 silent

(Son)#2 "not me "

(Mom) A hit dog will holler)
The son that spoke first was guilty.

(Son)#3 silent

a hit dog will holler by anonymous September 30, 2020

will never get laid

Someone who has inadvertently given up on getting laid or women in general. These men generally have no experience whatsoever with women, i mean never even held hands. Someone who is afraid to talk to women and has given up on finding a female companion. This is very sad indeed and if you know a friend like this, i recommend you help them as much as possible. Breeding with a woman was god's gift to man, some men have been so women neglected that they actually give up on having any relationship with women and may actually become anti social if prolonged . the saying: "There is someone out there for everyone." THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE, NOT EVERYONE DIES TOGETHER AND PEOPLE DO DIE VIRGINS AND NOT ON PURPOSE. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY LADIES, SOME MEN HAVE GIVEN UP ON YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR NEGLECT.

You: " C'mon man there are plenty of fish in the sea."

will never get laid:"Not for me, i am my own ocean."

will never get laid by LoneWolfNC17 April 29, 2012

i will stab you in the face, repeatedly 

A phrase i use when i'm truly pissed and about to snap

"if you don't shutup right now, i will stab you in the face, repeatedly"

i will stab you in the face, repeatedly by AleisterEPOD March 7, 2009