Sleep Panda

When you tend to cuddle in your sleep

And there was Tom, being a sleep panda to Richard

by BrokenRecord6132 November 24, 2021

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Sloppy Sleep

Waking up after drooling all over your face.

When I woke up today after sloppy sleeping I thought someone threw water in my face.

by sloppysleeper28 February 23, 2024

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The more you sleep, the more you sloop.

Common phrase in Denmark

"The more you sleep, the more you sloop." so Shut the fuck up

by Daneshto July 20, 2024

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sleep divorce

When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.

Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!

The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.

by Hogwash15 June 11, 2023

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Sleep Herding

A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.

I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.

by kysstery March 15, 2015

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