If a girl says she doesn't like you she actually does

When a girl says she doesn't like you that's definitely not true. She gets nervous when you ask her if she likes you so she obviously says no.

Him: yo do you like me?

Her: Boy no I don't

Him: does she like me?
Friends: If a girl says she doesn't like you she actually does

by imboredtehee August 26, 2022

saylor

a girl who everyone wants to be with bc of her thotty personality and seems to flirt with every male thing that is alive and her bffs name is katelyn and they both conquer the world by sucking dick and taking names so beware of saylor she’s a catch and laughs like a donkey on steroids and will forever love danny or all dannys what ever starts with a ”d” aka dick too. watch the fuck out she’s a slut

danny: HOLY SHIT there is a SAYLOR walking out way
katelyn: well no fuck! make sure u keep ur zipper zipped or she will rape u

by kkkandsaykor October 13, 2019

anyone who says "uber"

A loser who watches all around too much Southpark, and stupidly quotes it.

anyone who says "uber" needs to ston i can't stand them.

by triplexxxsweet April 6, 2009

Im Just Saying

An alternative to "In My Humble Opinion..."
Its an easy way out to the end of a heated conversation. It also allows you to cover yourself so no one can rebuttal

Boy 1 - People dont do enough work around here. Everyone at this job is lazy!

Boy 2 - Maybe its YOU who doesnt do enough work and maybe YOU are the one who's lazy, I mean, Im just saying.

by Skrillamon April 7, 2011

Sayeed

(Sai-eed)
Noun: A Brown Fellow
Verb: The act of being a brown fellow

Look at all these Sayeeds!
Dude, quit being such a Sayeed

by starsailor August 21, 2008

Simon says

for Catholics, a slang for the routine when the priest instructs his parishoners to either sit, stand, or kneel at different times during mass.

I'm so fucking tired of this Simon says, man.

by Julia's Gay friend May 13, 2005

nah-wha-i-sayin

An often involuntarily uttered phrase repeated by most African-Americans inbetween dependent and independent clauses of a sentence; derived from Bro-ish meaning "know what I am saying?"

Yo....nah-wha-i-sayin...I be sayin....nah-wha-i-sayin....I ganked dem new Gucci Tims from some dumb cracka in da park....nah-wha-i-sayin...

by ChakaKhan March 12, 2003