Johnson fever

Noun - refers to the intense craving of Johnny Orlando’s penis ( Johnson ). This can affect anyone from age 12-92. So kids, parents and grandparents be sure to get your ur annual Johnson shots. it occurs most commonly with female tings, but males catch it pretty often as well. Anyone can be diagnosed with it from being in contact with johnny, or the mere sight of him.

Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos

How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.

sarah has been thinking about johnny all night , she has a bad case of johnson fever

by Johnsonfeverresearchcenter November 1, 2018

Pearl fever

When you're absolutely just dying for a massive bukkake.

I woke up with the cold sweat, I had a bad case of pearl fever, until I had a dozen or so guys dump their massive load all over my face...and as the last cock spat its pearls all over my face felt better ie the fever went away!

by For a fly guy!!! November 29, 2018

Dengue Fever

An Infatuation with people of the Asian heritage.

So I heard you're into Tammi. Have you come down with the Dengue Fever?

by The real Nibster December 28, 2018

Yellow Fever

When a white male has extreme sexual urges towards the Asian ethnicity. Can often be caused by travelling to Asian countries particularly spending over 2 months there will very little western female interaction. Has been known to be "Terminal" and can often be hard to treat.

That guy Jake has a chronic case of yellow fever. I don't know if he can ever be cured.

Jake's been spending a lot of time around Asian women lately i'm getting worried he has yellow fever.

by Hohepas February 13, 2019

nac fever

When you on that nac grind. Naccin’ so much its basically breathing nicotine.

Damn bro you are hella nacced. Yea you on that nac fever.

by stop dchun January 15, 2019

Dodger federer

Whenever someone is a god at dodging skillshots in any online game, preferablyLeague of Legends

Damn Ezreal dodged my hook again.
I guess he is Dodger Federer

by lil yeetus January 21, 2019

Dreamer Fever

a state of complete consciousness that keeps you up all night, longing for something that feels incredibly far away.. Usually occurs at night but daydreamers fever may also take place.

Sky never sleeps because she caught “dreamer fever” ever since she started rapping.

by wearemisfits April 15, 2019