if you made a dessert it would be dry 

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet

excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry

if you made a dessert it would be dry by thebestgyoullevermeet April 15, 2022

snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed 

to legally take care of a problem before it's too late or before the problem gets worse

if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.

snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed by Uncle Dimma December 27, 2014

Destruction 

Destruction: the skillful art of demolishing something

A great passtime

"those dang kids gone destroyed the school again...burnt it right to the ground before anyone even noticed...nobody cares about school obviously..."

Destruction by Anonymous August 30, 2003

Desert Island Dick 

When a woman is so sexually charged she treats a man's penis with an extreme amount of attention for a prolonged period during any particular sex session. The reference is that she's acting like it might be the only penis she has seen, or may see, for a considerable amount of time; i.e., like she's on a deserted island and just found it.

An extremely long head session.

Billy always likes to sleep with fat chicks because they give him desert island dick in appreciation.

Susan loved her birthday present so much she treated her boyfriend to some desert island dick that night.

Desert Island Dick by NavyDude215 April 21, 2010

Attention Desire Disorder 

An unnatural craving for attention at all times. Subject will make loud noises, interrupt conversations, or perform outrageous acts to seek attention from others. The other A.D.D. problem.

There goes Ron again, running around the office in his underwear and tie. He's got really bad Attention Desire Disorder (A.D.D).

Attention Desire Disorder by Kevin Galligan March 6, 2009

skate and destroy 

that's when you go to the spot and keep going until everything has been destroyed

wow, bro just used his mastercard to buy a one-way ticket to destruction-derby town on that hubba! skate and destroy

skate and destroy by rogertown June 23, 2006

Designa Vagina 

This is a vagina that has undergone plastic surgery to be made tighter.

I banged this girl from Beverly Hills and that shit was TIGHT! She had some designa vagina!

Designa Vagina by DustOne March 25, 2009