crotch cricket

Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...

Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park

by jimjones, omnibeing April 19, 2018

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Crotchbone

the low-key way of saying boner

Person 1: Hey look! He totally has a crotchbone!
Person 2: Haha oh my god

by crackfairychristina May 2, 2018

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crotch guzzler

A bi-sexual person who only gives oral and never has sex. Often regarded as a huge slut.

That guy is such a man whore. He sucks off everyone even the guys.

Yeah he's a Crotch Guzzler.

by Vere_Shylah November 27, 2017

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Crotch Potatoe

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.

1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."

by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017

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