I can't dance 

1. Song by Genesis
2. Dance only performed by the truest.
3. Dance includes:
a. Overexaggerating the "IIIIII!!!"
in the "I can't dance" lyric.
b. Slowly walking in a straight
line of about 4 people moving
each arm and leg forward at the
same time (e.g. right hand
forward, right leg forward)

To master the dance, watch Genesis' "I Can't Dance" video repeatedly.

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can't dance, IIIIIII can't walk"

I can't dance by G January 18, 2005

He Can Breathe In Space 

A phrase for anyone who seems able to do anything, or able to do something amazing and uber.

Comes from the comic Shortpacked!, in which it was used to describe Batman.

"Dude, did Iroh just firebend LIGHTNING??"
"He's the Dragon of the West! He can breathe in space!"

He Can Breathe In Space by Carol Anne Parma February 17, 2007

Give me something I can sink my teeth into 

A phrase often used to express the desire for a task with substance. Asking for responsibility, meaning, purpose, something of interest, something that makes a difference, something that matters to the person making said statement.

I am tired of doing mundane, meaningless activities. Please, give me something I can sink my teeth into.

Give me something I can sink my teeth into by THEREALJULIA April 16, 2006

Dick as far as the eye can see 

When your somewhere and there is only males.

Dude 1: Hey man whats up with that party? Is there any hot babes?

Dude 2: No man just dick as far as the eye can see.

Dick as far as the eye can see by peteypablo204 January 7, 2010

fart can 

A exhaust on a 4 cylinder engine that is very fucking annoying. usually just a muffler/tip combo.

An ls-1 engine or any other LsX vehicle is not allowed to sound like this, for it is physically impossible to reproduce the annoying sound of a fart can in this style of engine.

What the fuck was that shitting sound comming from that cavaliers exhaust?

Just another fart can, im glad my Trans Am doesnt sound like that or I would cut my own balls off.

fart can by JoshieDoom December 9, 2008

biscuit can 

Fat, particularly on women, that bulges out of tight clothing the way that canned biscuits bulge out of the can once it is twisted open.
Also see: muffin top

Look at that whale trying to squeeze into jeans that are at least 3 sizes too small. Shamu needs to put on some clothes that fit, what a biscuit can!

biscuit can by Libbers July 22, 2006

Ash can 

Popular nickname for a commercially manufactured (prior to 1966) civilian version of the military M-80 firecracker or 'Simulator, Artillery, M80' and more commonly known as a Silver Salute. These now illegal firecrackers were slightly smaller in diameter (1/2" vs. 9/16") than the M-80 but of equal length (1-1/2"). They were silver in color, side-fused, and typically sporting a green colored safety fuse (visco fuse) with the words "DO NOT HOLD IN HAND" printed spirally around the outside of the casing.

Ash can or Silver Salute. Silver colored, 1-1/2 long, side fused, American firecracker.

Ash can by PyroguyUSA September 27, 2012