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Albertisms

When someone corrects you on anything that has to do with music or else they will implode
Example of an Albertisms
I love Styx "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the law"

It's actually "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law"
by Mossy Swordsman December 9, 2013
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Albanian Firebreather

The act of drinking an entire bottle of hot sauce and vomiting it onto your partner's chest. Proceed to use the mix as lube.
by Jimmy Juicebox July 11, 2014
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Albanian Shmumper

When an Albanian is engaging in an intense sphincter gaping anal pounding, and as the asshole gapes, such an Albanian immediately turns around and takes a massive shit into the gaping anal region.
Ildi was decimating Aidan's asshole, and before climax, performed a successful Albanian Shmumper, to which Aidan was displeased with as he preferred a Shmoney Shot.
by TEHRAELSPODERMAN December 3, 2016
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Alberto

A very hyper and exciting person. People with this name are also very kind hearted. This name means "bright and noble" but depending on it's origin, it also means "wanderer".
"Wow he's very hyper today!"
"He's not just hyper, he's Alberto!"
by Mark_0534 April 19, 2018
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albus potter

“Albus Potter, is in Slytherin unlike his father
by Foxxi Potterhead December 16, 2017
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Albert

Well..people with this name are usually smart and they are also known as a macho boy or also known as a playboy. They know how to play games carefully. They are not happy having one girl with them. Tbh they would love the village to be with them. Try to not be greedy. It's for your own good. Change before it's too late. Because of your attitude, you might or had lost someone who worth a fortune.
Albert made a wrong move and he was in trouble.
by Mommyoffacts December 30, 2017
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Albert Bartlett

Exceptional breasts.
Taken from the word “chebs” sounding like “chips” used as a code so as not to be caught checking them out.
Albert Bartlett has arrived on table 20.
by Staifreak March 13, 2018
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