JerkaMyDerka

The act of masturbating on a beach and rubbing it on ones self.

"Damn I forgot my sun lotion again! Well time to JerkaMyDerka."

by The Holy Shit Biscuit May 5, 2010

Jerk Wagon

When a group of males all masturbate while in a conga line formation.

Man A: what happened last night?
Man B: you, jim, tom, and bob all were in a jerk wagon together!
Man A:ewww..

by Weeesnaw July 6, 2010

Jerk-the-Shmerk

PULLIN' THE PUG....

not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!

YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!

ME:

Oh, really?

YOU:

I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........

ME:

DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!

YOU:

LOL

by jerk-the-shmerk April 23, 2010

jerk spot

An are area where one/two people would preform sexual activates.

This is my jerk spot!

by weedKilla1987 April 28, 2010

jerkerrific

when your boyfriend's being a jerk just to get your attention & he's being really cute about it so you think he's just terrific

you're jerkerrific!

by atxnova July 28, 2010

jerkbutt

something you call someone when they are being strange cheese eating birds. they usually will insult you with the
line "you deformed animal cracker eating vegetarian." they also might say "you look like a hippopatmus booger monkey that just went on a weight watchers diet."

I love my boyfriend, even though sometimes he is a jerkbutt! (:

by ILOVECHEESE!!!!!!!!!! November 20, 2010

jerked a dooby

to jerk off

i juss jerked a dooby and nutted so hard

by lil tyb January 23, 2011