brown zero

anus, sphincter, ballon knot, leather cheerio.

Robbie pulled a muscle in his neck while trying to watch the anal beads emerge from his brown zero.

OR

Robbie relishes in the staccato of anal beads being ripped from his brown zero.

OR

To celebrate the zero he got on his exam, Robbie lubed up his brown zero before inserting enormous Korean vegetables.

by Total Penetration May 31, 2005

pooter brown

A woman's asshole that is used as a pussy. To fuck a girl in the ass.

I'm gonna get me some "pooter brown"

by Willie Drake June 2, 2007

Brown Wank

To Be Wanked Of By Someones Arse, No Penetration Just Rubbing Of The Cock Between The Cheeks.

"Hey Bill I Just got The Best Brown Wank Of My Life" "I Buttered Her Cheeks Like a Jacket Potatoe"

by Thugz Cuny February 19, 2009

Brown Badger

a brown badger is when you get poo stuck in your ass hairs, due to lack of rectal grooming.

hey man, make sure u wipe ur ass properly or ur gna get a brown badger.

by Darklanky February 10, 2009

brown betty

American synonym for "Apple Crisp" or "Apple Cobbler". Can use other types of fruit (i.e. Georgia peaches) Reputedly enjoyed by Ronald and Nancy Reagan, served from the White House kitchen.

"Nancy, could you order us some dessert with tonight's dinner please."
"Sure Ron, I could use some American comfort food - how about some brown betty?"
"Yes Nan; have them serve my brown betty with vanilla ice cream, thanks"

by marshmallow75 April 21, 2014

Brown-roof

When a guy does a girl up the ass, and then takes it out and he has poop on his wiener.

I took my wiener out of her butt, and I had a brown-roof.

by Clam Clan April 27, 2006

Brown-skins

The middle of light skins and dark skins, they are not too cocky but still cocky enough, the perfect balance of a black guy (most superior), not too much and not too little

1.”you see that YouTuber over there, that’s smoothgio, he a mf brown-skin”
2.girl 1: I think brown-skins are the best, they got big dicks and everythang

by Big stick dagger orgasm Hager November 24, 2018