Blue Balls

A fictitious "medical condition" invented by men who think it is morally sound to trick young women into sucking them off. If you ever find yourself in a situation with a guy announcing that blue balls are "ridiculously painful and excruciating," feel free to give him a quick punch to the crotch so he can understand the reality of bruised balls. It is not your duty as a woman to bring every man who has ever been aroused because of you, to completion. A boner isn't a medical condition.

"Your just going to leave it like this?" -your typical sleaze ball pretending to have blue balls
"I'm sorry, were we in the middle of open heart surgery? I'm pretty sure you're fine. I'm not a doctor per se, but I'm fairly confident that blood will return to your system. Walk it off champ. I believe in you," - you (if perchance you do not want to bring every man you arouse to completion)

by elliotindigo September 15, 2014

blue dolphins

1.) its not methamphetamine, it stands for METHYLamphetamine, not similar at all to meth.

2.) there has never been any coke or heroin in any x that has been found, including blue dolphins

3.)there are several different types of blue dolphins, some good, some ripoffs.

There are lots of different kinds of blue dolphins out there, but none of them are laced with coke, lots of misinformation out there.

by ufos8mycow January 19, 2007

anchor blue

coolest store in the world

nice place for AzN clothes

Hey Kyung, let's go to Anchor Blue and get some HUGE-size pants that don't even fit our legs.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

blue coke

Another way of saying Pepsi, used primarily by those who believe that Coke and Pepsi are exactly the same.

Guy: Could I get a Coke??
Guy2: I'm all out sorry, I have some Pepsi though..
Guy: Sure, I'll have some blue coke.

by jammybastard January 22, 2009

blue room

The nerd's way of referring to the world outside their house and its usual daytime 'ceiling color'.

Uh how do you mean 'get a life'? Does that mean I'll have to go out into the blue room with the scary burning yellow light?

by yadayada wah wah wah November 3, 2008

blue devil

the name given to Union soldiers by the Confederate soldiers during the civil war because of their blue uniforms

Come on boys, lets send those blue devils back to hell!

by Cidolphus November 15, 2010

blue screen

What happens 50% of the time when you click the Author's name under an Urban Dictionary def.

Please fix the "blue screen" issue.

by Irate Worker again August 2, 2006