sexy mike 

HE is a sexy pigeon man who takes pictures of toes. but he loves licking pigs with his bernie sanders buttwhole.
he twerks out naked shrek's on saturday's in MAC DONALDS . he rides frog people

aww man a SEXY MIKE

sexy mike by IDK SEXY MIKE September 11, 2020

Captain Mike 

A mythical legend that lives in the highlands of Everts.He has a son who he beats everyday.

Captain mike was beating Landon, Landon was very happy

Captain Mike by Brady_gross September 23, 2020

Coach Mike 

An unempathetic coach

He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do

Coach Mike by 188888995 July 29, 2021

Father Mike’s 

A soon to open strip club in Metcalfe Canada with the best poles

Did you hear about Father Mike’s opening up

Father Mike’s by Pollingman10 January 29, 2022

The Mike Effect 

The commonly observed phenomenon originating from one nigga from UB named Mike. Effects include involuntary acts of forgetting, fucking up, or otherwise bullshittin with episodes most commonly occurring moments prior to departure.

“Ight we said 11:30 we out and It’s damn near 12 errybody grab your shit we’re gone.”

“Fuck… ayo who seen my keys anywhere. Ion see my wallet neither but that shit prolly in the whip”

“The Mike Effect beating ya ass rn huh”

The Mike Effect by kujo! December 5, 2022

taking a mike johnson 

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.

"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."

taking a mike johnson by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013

Can't Guard Mike 

Someone you literally cannot guard, not even Michael Thomas' blankets can cover him.

Josh Norman got benched because he Can't Guard Mike!
Holy shit Norman fucking sucks.

Can't Guard Mike by maianis December 24, 2019