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Person 1: Ugh i hate math
Person 2: Yeah its mental abuse to humanity
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California Math

When the number or quantity portrayed by an individual is no where near what the actual number or quantity is.
Kendrick said we only had 2 truck loads of boxes to move, there was 7. He needs to stop using that California math when counting.
by Dumpsterfire Commando March 20, 2025
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when someone usually your teacher or parent wants you to die
teacher 1: how should i try to kill my kids today?
teacher: why don't you give them some math
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i hate math
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Math is the most stupidest thing I have ever come across, I've had so many mental breakdowns cuz of this shitty ass thing, if the teacher ever askes me to find the value of x I will say up their ass😋🤞🏼
Math helps you alot in life but a thought that was really stuck in my head today was doing all of this stupid shit and wrecking your life only just to die in the end? But ig thats why you have to make the best of it

Anyways math is stupid but this one math teacher BROOOOO mans so fine if he needs an equation to do I'll let him divide these legs😋🤞🏼
Friend:Math is stupid

Me:Yep fr but the teacher is so goddamn fine😩🙏
Friend:boi🐿what🐿the🐿 hell🐿 boi🐿
by Deeznutsinyomommasmouth September 8, 2021
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Slut Math

Slut Math
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female

log((age-10)^69)/18

take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.

take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
by dapumpkinator December 29, 2015
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P: "Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology."
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